One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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