All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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