I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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