My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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