just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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