Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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