Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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