I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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