There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
sex in a hospital.. check
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Randomize
