I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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