Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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