What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
