I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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