Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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