If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
