I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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