No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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