everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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