Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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