I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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