But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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