yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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