I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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