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Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!

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(706): View more from Georgia

Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.

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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why

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(416): View more from Toronto

thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks

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(810): View more from Michigan

during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"

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(905): View more from Ontario

Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.

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