His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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