dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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