And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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