So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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