I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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