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(506): View more from New Brunswick

No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"

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(845): View more from New York

her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.

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(240): View more from Maryland

just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five

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(903): View more from Texas

Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?

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(207): View more from Maine

Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?

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He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.

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