Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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