Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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