He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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