You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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