he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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