dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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