Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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