That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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