I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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