Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My liver just had a heart attack.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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