just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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