The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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