I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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