They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
