He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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