i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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