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mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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