"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
