Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Randomize
