i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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