Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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