I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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