CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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