And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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